Ya hear? I know you can relate.?

So, my friend is super jealous. Let’s, call her “the Nicest”.

Miss Nicest has been head over heels for Mr. Rank, “who which where” has never paid any mind to her, for near about centuries. Miss Nicest goes to the gym daily, considering she has a life outside of the Mr. Ranks box… Because Mr. Rank remains dull, shy and out of reach; Miss Nicest has made it clear to herself that she will prowl around and date who she pleases, whether it be serious, or seriously teasing. Yeah so, at the gym, Miss Nicest began to eye ball a clown from a distance to distinguish what this attractive clown is hauling in life, and somehow, Mr. Rank found out that Miss Nicest is currently acting as a predator w/ all intent to wrap up what this attractive clown is about thus far.

Yeah.

Anyways, ever since Mr. Rank found out; Mr. Rank has been mopping around while grinding his teeth. I say: “good”. Miss Nicest say’s: “and?”. Mr. Rank psychotically went to the gym and reassured “The clown” that Miss Nicest is off limits, even though she’s really not. Since Mr. Rank claims Miss Nicest as his property w/ out any ownership whatsoever; what places Mr. Rank on these high assumptions?

Yeah.

You see, this is my friend and I’m just a little concerned for her sanity. Can any one shout some pointers at me? What shall my friend do?
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